Remember, when people are fueling drama and spreading hateful things around, throw some F.I.R.E. on the situation. Misunderstanding about a sensitive yet crumbling friend dispute? F.I.R.E! Sick and missed an event without notification? F.I.R.E! Said something offensive and are facing a Gkick? F.I.R.E! All situations are helped by adding the F.I.R.E. method. Formulated from years of conversations between guild officers and members, this book will help your team maintain a well-managed core raid group. And for the best in all-around care and compassion, make sure to pick up a copy of G.A.S. (Gratefulness, Assertiveness, and Seriousness), the guide to becoming a competent raider. These two complement each other and are best used together. If you're in trouble, remember to throw a lot of G.A.S. and a little F.I.R.E. in the mix; things will take a turn, and you'll be in for a ride.

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When you're ready to help, don’t forget the importance of how you treat others with lesson three: Respect. If you spread respect, people will overlook glaring flaws in your character. Judging Van for his poor DPS will go over better if you show respect. He doesn't deserve it, but do it anyway.

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